Having a random hookup so left but love u
i want to fuck
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it's pretty self explanatory
Spotted: Pepto Bismol pink Scion with Ed Hardy sticker on front window, air freshener, and seat covers. Total Douchette Mobile.
I am going to get arrested. I am yelling fuck repeatedly, wearing a Bird jersey and polka dot pants while pounding wine. Amazing mug shot to follow.
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I'm on his itunes. He has a sex playlist. It's actually not so much a playlist as 12 Kylie Minogue songs with a big gay Whitney finish.
OH MY GOD. JESUS STRIPPER. THERE IS A JESUS STRIPPER HERE. A STRIPPER DRESSED AS JESUS.
Will give head in exchange for a Netflix password. Serious inquiries only please.
This late night dumpster diving sesh is making my quads cramp up
Two really nice girls helped clean the taco out of my hair.
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I just called my boyfriend "Dad"... Awkward
I was the oldest, shortest, and soberest at the New Years party last night. My life sucks
Are you alive? Cause this is my official "im actually alive" text.
do you think mom is upset that i left with the stripper from her bachelorette party last night?
I'm being hhit on by creepy guys please come one bought me a penis hat balloon animal save meeeee
Yeah well I fucked my ex on a sink last night soooo booty calls for us all
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