Dude that chick in the corner just threw up
Hot
Pretty sure I only gave out my other # though. You know, 777 777-7777
Hahaha. So was it a Freudian slip, or wishful thinking? ;)
Could be either seeing as you're in my phone as "3rd bar" and I couldn't pick you outta a line up.
So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
How young is too young to ask my kid to make me a drink?
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Public safety found my id!
And i can't find my bra so i'm assuming they found my bra with my id which would explain the disapproving tone the lady on the phone had.
Ya! She had a north face on tho so she was a classy hooker.
i made sure i dropped the whole "im a yoga teacher" bomb which basically roofies a guys sense of judgement and guarantees he will sleep with me.
remember.. you're not a homewrecker.. you're just creating options for him..
I woke up to him yelling "WHO SLEEPS WITH A BEER IN THEIR HAND?!?" this of course, startled me awake and made me spill the aforementioned beer. So I guess the a answer is- not this girl, not anymore. Asshole
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I pulled a muscle last night drunk dirty snapchatting him
What does it say about my expectations if I'm pounding three beers the hour before a date?
We celebrated our relationship by shotgunning beers on his lawn in our underwear. I may have to marry this man...
Who put the fucking tampon in my Mike's hard lemonade?
He just said Bill Nye is just a dude. If I ever considered sleeping with him, I never will now.
Hey when you get home, can you do me a solid and throw one of your pregnancy tests on my bed?
EPT or First Response?
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