I've had a Margarita with salt, but I have to say I was impressed by the Stoli and Sprite rimmed with adderall
You're sure you don't want to come? I'm pretty sure there is going to be "Pin the Tail on the Baby".
It looks alright. The blow up doll is in the microwave, and she has forks in her ass
he told me he was watching a movie and he'd be over later and i asked how long. he said 8 inches give or take. you cease to amaze me with the guys you set me up with.
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HE IS COURTING ME WITH CHINESE FOOD AND IT IS WORKING.
if you ever get a chance to, fuck in a lecture hall. great acoustics. highly recommend it.
if you need to find her look her up on www.imastupidslut.org
.org?
yeah. they're non profit. helps them sleep at night.
theres a new barista at starbuck holy fuck she's hot
i want to face-plant into her vagina
I went back to the party but by then they were all sitting on the floor in the dark listening to we are the champions on full blast.
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At 12:16 am. We just got out of the truck and went behind it and fucked. With 3 people in the truck. On the side of the road. As cars drove by.
See,its just the last time this situation happened I ended up hiding in a closet on my birthday
For the sake of being nice I congratulated her and she replied with something along the lines of that I need to stay away from him and not touch him ever. I really wanted to be like "been there, done that" but my New Years resolution was to not start any cat fight over boys with small dicks before noon
I just chased my hot mailman down the street to ask him out and now I am 98% positive he gave me a fake number.
the sex got boring after the first three hours
holy shit
Memeber that time you got detained in Poland. We don’t talk about that enough
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