But, the reference to being horny and then blending a banana is troubling
Seriously dude, you need to stop beating off to the ellen show, it's just weird.
Its already bleeding so dont be alarmed after you bite it
Operation Purity has been aborted
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The last thing I remember is funneling tequila out of a pink noodle.
She soaked the fruit in vodka for ten minutes and then mixed it with normal fruit and sherbert icecream. It was called "lottery fruit".
After he convinced me that my friend had died and come back to life, I decided I was having sex with him that night, and that I should lay off the drugs for a while.
He came into your room last night to tell me he was leaving, when I woke up this morning he was facedown in your hallway. He didn't make it very far.
Think I pulled my pelvic muscle.
I think I pulled my ashamed of myself muscle.
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I'll be there in spirit. Right there in your vagina.
You were sending me snapchats from a bathtub with your beer helmet on and your boobs out.
He either works for the Irish Mob or I'm being Catfished
You threw up in a empty pizza box at Pizza Hut and opened the door with your face. So that maybe why it's bruised.
She was riding a razor scooter down the street wearing nothing but a feather boa it was beautiful.
Went to the party dressed like a Cougar and brought a twenty something dressed as Micheal Phelps home. So far I’m loving being divorced. :-)
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