Well for one thing, she was eating rice with a shot glass.
you dipped you banana in queso last night.
We had sex under a tree in his boss's backyard, then I hooked up with his best friend. I don't even care how I got home.
Golf group in front of us has 2 hooker caddies. One guy was getting a lap dance as he waited to tee off. Only in vegas.
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there's no excuse to just assume your pants won't be coming off for some reason or another. that's just irresponsible
I need a Xanax. A Veggie Delight. And exhibition style sex.
I just blew my weed a kiss
Y'all best leave this "I can only have a couple drinks" shit at the door. U don't drive to Yukon to have a shot. I'm getting u fuckers drunk.
Yeah i was handcuffed to the bed all night but i actually slept like a baby
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the last time I drank tequila I ended up riding your skateboard nude down the street... so yeah, I'll have a few shots.
Sext: Bring me pancakes from the midnight breakfast gathering please
Hella random but just hear me out...A bar that is a petting zoo. Bitches love petting zoos.
Oh and it took quite a bit of doing, but I managed to wipe my butt with the hat you left in my car
Hey, you can never be fully sure you're straight until you jerk off to gay porn
On a scale of 1-10 how inappropriate is it for me to ask if Walgreens offers teacher discounts when purchasing a Plan B pill?
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