did you wind up at some random place? and do you remember face planting into the fireplace?
Dude, I couldnt get it up cause she said her parents were home...
ok, come over...I have doritos
So you started off by saying "no homo," but patting his crotch and saying his jeans fit him wonderfully may have overshadowed that.
i'm lost and i look like a hooker
i just carried on a conversation with my mother from another room mid-ejaculation. you would have done the same
know what turns me on? long, stringy hair on a pasty looking girl with an overstuffed backpack and kneepads over her jeans in case she falls off her scooter
your less of a man for seeing that
i feel like a lion cub that has been breast fed for years, and mom has left, and now i have to learn how to hunt on my own
tell that swedish kid i didnt take his shotgun. he GAVE it to me.
We had sex in the bathroom. Then he told me I could watch him pee.
just to let you know its hard to talk to your father while being fingered up against a car..
So I peed on what I thought was a wall while in nashville come to find out while running from the cop it was just a dark tinted window and the while bar witnessed me peeing
Texas State Troopers call you ma'am even when they arrest you for public nudity and after you've puked on their cruiser. Country boys raised right.
So the bartender tried kicking me out but i screamed im an RA you cant kick me out
Found your counterpart from cali. Walked into the bar we were in with milk and a donut, ordered a beer and said anything his group wanted was on his tab....dangerous
Yes dating, but it seems easier to just live in a perpetual state of Netflix, internet porn, and cheese.
Randomize
