Is it sad I memorized the exact change required for a #7 at Wendy's?
there were at least 5 of us standing around the bathroom stall cheering you on to throw up.
dude last night I threw my weed into my back yard. there is now a foot of snow. after an hour I found my weed. if I put that effort into school, i'd have a 4.0.
Just ducktaped my beer to my bike. See you in ten.
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every facebook tagged picture of yours, you are either drinking, swimming or drunk in water
I had fun last year but I was one half of the hoe train back then. At least I'll feel better about myself as a person this year.
I'm going to miss going to the strip club though.
How am I supposed to be friends with him when there's an exact replica of his dick in my underwear drawer?
Just high enough for therapy.
I think I met somebody from your birthday this past weekend. He said I held a push up contest outside the bar and told them I would make out with the winner. He said he won..
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New fuck buddy and long time fuck buddy are carpooling home for thanksgiving. #10hrconvoaboutmyblowjobskills
She said she didn't know what fireball was. We are no longer friends.
I'm not in it for just the sex. If I wanted mediocre dick once a week I would have stayed with one of my exes.
THERE IS A MAN IN THE BATHROOM IN COLONIAL GARB GET HERE
Woah don't start going all boyfriend on me now, you're here for one thing and one thing only and that's sex, hot shameless sex.
there's still a lot i don't remember, like why my iphone's nailed to your wall
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