So we tried to 69 with him on top. NEVER TRY IT. His balls were in my eyes and it was terrifying.
I would give away a ton of these clothes but I doubt there are any homeless people who dress as slutty as me
We're learning about the color wheel. Hello college.
he has the hands of the vagina gods.
It was a sobriety test blowjob. If he could get it up, he could get me home.
the girl walking home behind me started yelling and pointing "i want an ass like hers!" i feel vaguely accomplished.
Let's learn from last year: Leave the handcuffs at home on St Patrick's Day.
Yo plow her in the living room were all outside tommy wants to see
MAYDAY. glass in foot, have crush on guy with mullet.life is over.
her tits were more amazing then brown bears with armor and guns that fire bullets of Justice that destroys inequality.
Now in just stoned listening to my dads philosophical idea about public transit
Drove by a cop already pulling someone over and toasted him with my bong
It's 4 in the afternoon........
I guess your brother-in-law will have his day in the sun tonight after you leave. By that, I of course, mean he's gonna suck liquor milk out your sister's tits.
The girl next to me looks like the young version of sara (bonnie hunt) in jumanji. I wanna be like PLAY THE GAME SARA!!!!"
EW FUCK GROSS GODDAMMIT I WENT DOWNSTAIRS AND MY GODDAMN BROTHER WAS FINGERING SOME GIRL ON THE FLOOR DOESN'T HE KNOW HE FUCKING LIVES WITH PEOPLE
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