I don't understand why we need a holiday to become more aware of boobs...
Just got a blowjob to the theme of Bohemian Rhapsody as the sun was rising. I should just kill myself because ill never top this moment.
We had sex this morning and after she goes, " So are we going to do something for Valentines Day?"
Hangovers were designed by God when he decided that so far he had taken it WAY TOO EASY on me.
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I found my phone outside under the leaves by the curb. What the fuck did I do last night
This theraflu would make for a great margarita.
I can make a sudafedarita
Wanna tell me why vodka seeped out of the memory foam when I climbed into my bed?
Woke up covered in green glitter and beer. I am never leaving Ireland.
What is she getting? Last time we talked her behavior was conducive to getting a tramp stamp on her face.
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They invented a new game at work. Its called guess if I'm baked, hungover, drunk, or some combination of the three. Its surprisingly very difficult..
The only alcohol at my aunts was mikes hard so I drank 9 of them and puked in the master bath
Even blacked out me knows not to sleep with socks on
I know I'm not a hook-up kind of chick but he is a firefighter & an EMS worker. I felt like maybe I'd be a good person if I let a good person inside of me
I woke up to Dragon Ball Z playing in Portuguese and a donut shish-kebab~ed on a dick in my face.
I dont understand why so many people are content staying in and avoiding alcohol and sex
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