Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
y did u give ur computer a hand job?
My whole home page is your drunken face booking, congrats.
i love that when i tell my kids and grandkids about how we first met it will be about this little thing called a "poke" on facebook
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you'd be alarmed at how much plan b i just found in mom's bathroom...
My neighbor is on the his front porch in a robe dipping a popsicle into what appears to be vodka. I want to be his son.
Had sex with him again...yikes. and the whole time he kept saying "i wish we could do this forever." Forever lasted about 45 seconds
I woke up in an apt hallway this morning and a nice lady brought me coffee cause she thought I was homeless
Definitely but only if you hit on the 16 year old in the karate class as part of your waffle and gin fueled sexually deprived rage.
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the guy I've been trying to get with saw my brother's genitals before he saw mine, so that's my life.
Once you jizz in someones hat, you cant take it back.
I'm not dropping acid and watching game of thrones with you. That just sounds like a disaster waiting to happen.
I hate when pubes grow back. My mons is a warzone.
Being an adult is fun. You can experience a break up, then go fuck someone else in the woods.
My autocorrect won't finish pterodactyl for me and I'm feeling personally attacked.
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