so I found out that he is the older brother of a friend of mine from high school
awkward
no it got awkward about 40mins later when he invited me to stay the night...with him and his girlfriend.
This is why I shouldn't be left alone with liquor and anticipation.
like if they didnt have tits and vagina, they have no idea how uninteresting to us they would be
Guys, right now i need a picture of a squirrel, preferably with one of you guys but not necessary.
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Im sitting in church with a backpack full of beer bottles. This is friendship.
Synchronized big wheels back flips off the second floor roof. Good idea or great idea?
Walking through campus with a grocery bag full of pot brownies. I'm like the santa claus of 4/20
My drug dealer just asked me to go see Les Mis on Christmas. Should I be worried this is some type of musical set-up?
Sangria Sundays can't keep happening. Even my second grade students know I'm hungover. Benji even gave me his oreos its that bad
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I'm texting an actual stripper. A male stripper. I dont wanna talk about it yet
So you don't take a regular pic with her, but you take a selfie with her ass. Interesting...
It can't be easy when an alcoholic Russian is screaming to the entire dorm "he no get hard"
Knowing how to carefully mix my vices has to be the #1 skill I've gotten from pharmacy school
this is the fourth time i've taken my clothes off for money this year. is that normal for the average college sophomore?
He graduated. He’s not my GA anymore. He’s just the 24 year old that’s helping me put a sexless marriage in the rear view mirror by exploring the Kama sutra with me
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