he's going on about how he's going to treat me right and wants to let himself be in love with me and spend a lot of time together. kids these days. like its not about sex anymore. i'm confused.
Two girls are now jumping in the ocean naked at 10 PM...and I was just starting to hate Ocean City
Why do bread and butter chips remind me of eating out your mom?
Even when three police cars surrounded us you kept telling us not to worry because 'only good things can happen'.
He's slept with 25.5 people. Wtf is a half?
Is it ironic that the girl with the horse face is also on the equestrian team?
There's nothing like sitting directly behind someone you fucked 5 years ago at church on Easter Sunday
Please find an outlet that isn't stripping or getting drunk and arrested
I'm sorry I can't get drinks with you. I have to make sure my dad doesn't go to jail.
I'm a gymnast. they should know better than to let me get dunk near anything i can flip on
I would just like to point out that someone I had sex with drove me so I could have sex with you. I deserve some type of "most loyal booty call ever" award.
So we stayed at his mom's and all got drunk and he and I hooked up in his old bedroom. Then his drunk mom came in and tackled us when we were still naked. Why does this keep happening to me?
How the fuck did he think me asking about the possibility of a threesome was a rhetorical question?
I'm either hallucinating or there is a dying cat outside my apartment....
Don’t be alarmed my pee bowl is in your shower
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