He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
I need to stop hooking up with boys in my major. three boys in one class is just a litttle too awkward.
I have been running off of weed, alcohol, and Mexican food. What is Tallahassee.
Before you say anything, my vagine does NOT discriminate against young dads
i decided what we are doing for your 21st b-day: camelbacks filled with margaritas
He legit pounded my cooking wine, because he was to cheap to buy beer. He is so not getting any.
She cheated on me with the same state trooper that wrote me a ticket.
I guess now you have a way to keep your license when you bring that up in court.
Dude, you are the most awesome.
I just puked my brains out on the side of the road (see picture) And I took a picture for our scrapbook! I am always thinking! =) tell me your proud?!
I tried to make friends with the geese living behind Hughes. They didn't really like that idea.
Are you high?
As soon as they started using chocolate milk as a chaser for captain Morgan, I thought l it'd be best to leave.
I took "we live within stumbling distance of the bar" as an invitation and challenge
The cleaning lady even cleaned my bong. I'm scared to open my sex toy drawer and see if and how she organized it
Mainly I just wanna pet bunnies. And purple chicks. Well any color chicks if I close my eyes. But purple if I open them.
Apparently she "missed me" and the only logical solution was to fuck my brother.
i've hit rock bottom. Eating pringles and playing taylor swift on guitar in my underwear at 11am on a wedensday morning. Sober.
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