Spraying perfume on pants makes them clean right?
i just realized that no matter how many potstickers i eat, i will never be asian
Pre-pickelized cucumber-hand invasion!! RUN!!!!!!!!!!
I saw you sitting on top of my car trying to row back home... Did you make it?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
The maintenance guy says happy birthday. Also, he likes your penis balloon.
He fingered me and now wants me to go get plan b because of it. WE'RE IN COLLEGE.
She's cute. And her snoring noises remind me of the incidental music from Jaws.
I think the paper my teacher just handed back to me had one of his pubes on it, I'm way too hungover for this
I may or may not have pissed on my floor last night
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Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Is it possible to be sexually attracted to someone's hair?
FINALLY GOT MY TENTH DICK. PARTY FOREVER
Excuse me while I gouge out my eyes.
In which case my work here is done.
Dude my toilet did not deserve what I just did to it
Nothing like an afternoon walk of shame across campus on parent's weekend. Damn.
But really, what kind of hoe life adventure in Mexico would you do that would top me blowing a trucker?
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