Whod you bang
i kept saying "bloody hell" in a ron weasley accent until i forcibly told myself to shut up
Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
Update: I just puked into a sock. It was the only thing available at the time. Why I happened to be holding a sock, we may never know.
I just keep sniffing it hoping for an explanation.
I resisted the temptation to hold the cake in one hand to alternate bites with the ruffles I was eating. I decided that might make me look dysfunctional.
Bring one of those heart stabber things in case you go into shock. I'll jab you.
Someone's shaving their pubes at work every Monday and it's starting to piss me off
I mean come on
I just smoked a joint and ate a sandwich while watching someone get arrested. Bonnaroo is a silly place.
We played table tennis, but used tv remotes taped to our foreheads instead of paddles. Every time your opponent scored you took a shot. I'm the current champion as of last night.
You fell in the corner and refused to get up unless someone helped you. And then you crawled under the pool table and took a nap.
I just saw a guy in a hazmat suit riding a tractor.
dude, i just found out morgan freeman loves weed. all my moms arguments are now irrelevant
We were watchin sharknado and we hooked up while I had the Donald Trump shirt on. She said she felt like he was staring at her
I may or may not have been feeling patriotic and banged Captain America in a closet. SPOILER ALERT: We broke his shield
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