Look at my ENTIRE past
Highly public sexual behavior gross mismanagement of funds socially unaccpetable and radical speech and thought
Might as well have a blog about it at this point
is sleeping with your Political Science professor Politically incorrect?
Was he helping you 'cram' for your final, or just giving an oral exam?
Well, emily woke up in Hoboken, cati woke up in jersey city, and i woke up in brooklyn....and our hotel room we rented in the city remained empty. Best birthday yet.
i have a bunch of little boys around me trying to hit on me
dont be selfish, show some boob
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We've finally come to the understanding that as long as our conversation stays stricaly sexual, we get along.
I'll tell you what, we couldn't have asked for better binge-drinking weather.
Ever had blood in your semen? I am guessing that's a problem.
that was probably me. ive bitten a lot of people.
I came so hard that my back seriously popped like 5 times.
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How the fuck did you end up in a tree? With multiple people?
Saturday morning. Went into a study room excited b/c some1 had left a paper w/ an inspirational quote: YOU ARE cApable of aChieving anything yoU waNT. Then I read the bold letters.....
I have better things to do with my life than be faithful.
I'm finally in my bed, my pants are off, and there's no pee on my carpet this is the best life has been all day
Only real friends lend their restraints to engagedfriends to fool around with married strangers.
Have you ever eaten pizza and gotten your dick sucked at the same time? Because I have pizza.
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