just the thought makes me want to clean my vag with a clorox wipe
I think the world might be a better place if everyone was capable of having open relationships.
his pick up line was "wanna get a pizza and fuck?"
did it work
that's not the point...
Apparently drunk me thinks it's a good idea to put drops of acid in assorted open drinks in the fridge... This should be a fun week.
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I miss college girls! You know how depressing it is to fuck 30 year olds? That's what failure feels like
It's national boyfriend day supposedly, would it be appropriate if I posted a picture of my dildo?
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
There is nothing quite so pathetic as sitting in bed in your underwear eating easy mac in complete silence, waiting for Netflix to load
I met her daughter,who I went to high school with on my way out this morning. She didn't seem to surprised. I love older women.
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She had a belly button piercing in the shape of a cross. Talk about mixed messages.
I only want to come over for sex and blueberry pancakes
I'm over here trying to figure out how to get shake shack delivered to my bed and Jamie is having a child
Can you leave her a note saying "did you enjoy watching me fuck your roommate?"
I will.
MANIFESTATION IS REAL AND IM GETTING LAID TONIGHT
All I remember thinking is, why the fuck are there martians on the ceiling? And they were riding fruit. Like strawberries and shit.
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