singing on the bus should be illegal
huh?
There's a group of like 8 white people in the back of the bus harmonizing to sugar we're going down
yup, got lost on my way to the final. maybe i should have gone to this class all semester
you were sat in the corner crying until someone gave you a baguette, which you then tried to feed to the duck doorstop.
I regret nothing
The drugstore has summer clearance. I bought you a little mermaid bucket. Now your hangovers will feel more like childhood adventures.
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dude I just got a noise complaint from my apartment people for loud sexual activities. I'm framing this for sure
Found my wallet. It was under my dresser with a note that said "good job you found me". Drunk me is an ass.
Running into your random closeted hookup from last night is really awkward when you have to sit next to him and his girlfriend in a 200 person class.
I'll be there in 10. I need you naked and ready. Warm up.
Woke up with two different flip flops on sum burnt at the beach. Who are these French kids plz come back
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It's like God tapped him on the shoulder and said "You are now capable of giving world shattering, tear jerking head."
I was super proud of him for making a mature relationship decision, and then I remembered that he cheated on her. With me.
Fuckin' raining men in my bedroom while I'm trying to drunk eat a rather large portion of pasta. Like shoo I already picked who I'm sleeping with. Pasta wins.
sexting just seems like too much work right now.
bonus check + party bus = big hot mess
I just hooked up with the German exchange student who doesn't speak English. And you said I have no talent.
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