if three guys were standing in front of you and they differed only in the hairiness of the groin who would you choose: smooth as a baby's bottom, the grass lands or the amazon jungle?
i think you're getting too neurotic about why she won't touch you.
I just ordered a 3 square foot pizza. This is how to beat an eating disorder.
Just bought a pack of cigs...gas station guy informed me i took off my underwear and tried to pop a squat by the milk last night...
I fell asleep to the sounds of them banging in the next room. It was oddly soothing...
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Just went through the drive thru and got 18 free donuts in exchange for half a joint. Dunkin Donuts at midnight might become a nightly thing for us.
I'm riding in a wheelchair, being pulled by a golf cart. You need to be here.
Somehow I got food poisoning AND alcohol poisoning in the same night. Its like everything I love is trying to kill me. I'm waiting for my tv to make its move.
Just had to buy plan b w/ my robotic baby from family living.. Awkward.
Remember that girl that we found passed out in the dorm study room under a pile of money and jimmy johns wrappers? She's standing right on front of me.
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I STILL HAVE A HARD TIME DECIDING WHAT TO WEAR IN THE MORNING HOW WOULD IT BE POSSIBLE FOR ME TO PICK A PAIR OF PANTS AND GO OH ILL JUST WEAR THESE FOR THE REST OF MY LIFE
nothing like having plan b for breakfast in a cvs parking lot before ordering this semester's textbooks
If I don't get to have sex with him soon my entire female reproductive system is gonna climb out of my body and choke me to death
He a gives rim jobs, because, of course a guy who opens doors and makes reservations would lick your anus..like a gentleman.
He totally fucked me in his Chewbacca socks
I got confused. The music was loud, porn was playing, people were grinding, there were hand jobs.
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