I think they should rename 16 and pregnant to "I was fucked in highschool and all I got was a baby and humiliated infront of the nation on MTV"
Theres just something about looking at pictures of your dick in church that doesn't feel right
Her name is Sherri and her sister's are Brandy and Champagne. Of course I want to meet her parents.
We're doing a case race on Saturday.
I'm in. I'm currently drinking a beer in the bathtub so I guess I can consider this "practice" and not just "alcoholism"
I can hear her moaning. I'm on some random guy's counter. He wanted me to cuddle but I said I didn't know how.
Is my lip ring still in your hair?
My roommate didn't flush after her miscarriage. Time to drink myself blind. I need you for moral support. Or so I don't have to drunkenly cry alone anymore. Whatever, help.
when you agree to fuck a guy it does by NO means make it okay for his roommate to hide in the closet with doritos and watch
Good for him. He wanted to accomplish walking across niagara, I'm hoping to accomplish not throwing up tomoro nite, we all have our own priorities in life.
My bail money is reserved for people I either A, think were in the right, or B, have an awesome story that leads up to needing it. Just remember that before you call me.
Playing pong against a girl who fucked my ex boyfriend so that's how my nights going
I woke up cuddling a ham. That's not a euphemism. I actually slept with an entire ham.
Dad hid the hash somewhere in my room and wont tell me where it is until i clean it. My room is spotless. The hash was on the ceiling fan...
It's sunday night and I just went to the store to buy cookie dough and condoms, I'm so proud of myself.
How are they?
Amazing! These new boobs are going to break blouse buttons and wedding vows!
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