How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
this is a mass text: i just made a grilled cheese with an iron and pasta with the coffeemaker in the hotel room. bow before your new god.
I was in holding with a guy that got a DUI on a hover round. He was so nice. We're hanging out tonight.
so i finally decided to ask her out. she started mumbling, then she puked on me. i think i'll try again when she's sober
great idea involving lots of fake blood and face paint, call me tomorrow.
Ps, did you know if you google "drunk jenga", you're the first image that shows up?
I just want to know who nailed the chicken nugget to the door.
BTW I totally understand panda express being popular amongst the highs. I can feel the shrimp being slaughtered in my mouth. It's fantastic.
You're a waste of cheezeits
She was yelling at the tater tots, "In five minutes, you're going in my mouth!"
YOUR STATE IS STUPID
Did you miss a turn again?
WHAT FUCKING IDIOT DECIDED TO DESIGN AN ENTIRE FUCKING STATE WHERE YOU CAN'T MAKE A FUCKING LEFT TURN?!? FUCK NEW JERSEY
We could probably bang our way to enlightenment. However acid helps.
Well I'm trying out this whole "not sleep with a stranger thing"
That's silly... just silly. And by silly I mean unrealistic.
Had a one night stand and didnt remember the guys name until he started sending me poems in the mail.
you were screaming "I don't need a shirt!" repeatedly while in the process of taking it off and flashing the bouncer. we got kicked out. thanks a lot.
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