You should see what I'm doing to your stuffed animals
I just didn't expect you to be so naked....
honestly, magaritas are the void men can't fill.
i was watching some porn this morning and i realized i am blessed with a truly beautiful vagina
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My mom asked what the mark on my neck was - I told her I burned it with a straightener.
She believed that the monsterous hickey on your neck was a burn?
well, not really. but then i reminded her that my sister has yet to take that pregnancy test and she conviniently forgot about my hickey
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
Hey he's not bad, although he did have a glass eye
You are one of my favorite baseball you have fun today
we just talked about our morning and what we were doing for the day and he handed me the addies and i took $50 out of my bra in front of a bunch of frat guys. so the mornings going really well
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I'm at that point in my life where stripping isn't the worst thing I would do for money
So after we found out he wasnt throwing up blood in was just hawaiian punch and we all failed breathalyzers the cop drove us around like a taxi and brought us back to the apartment
Just ate 2 pieces of pizza in the shower.. New low or fuckin brilliant??
If we were teenagers we would intentionally be trying to burn down this historic landmark
Did you get drunk between now and two texts ago?
She won't let me meet her hot new boy toy just because she thinks it'll lead to us having a threesome. It's not fair. I thought we were friends...
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