i hate this light. i wouldnt even hook up with me in this light
you know you've been playing too much mario kart when you see a curve in the road ahead and see yourself drifting around it
I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
We just took the batteries out of the fire alarm to play the breathalyzer game. I love college.
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the sex was "jacking off to playboy" bad.
i told the doctor i drank a college amount of alcohol. judgemental prick
ill give you a picture of me naked for $5. im desperate.
After your mom took her 12th and fatal tequila shot she proceeded to fall head first into the bonfire... Guess I don't have to fear getting old after all
who has not yet felt my sugrcially enhanced boobs. HurryI am at the bnar and it is 1:15 am
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I usually just read books and meditate to an aquatic soundtrack of sea walrus's mating. But ill choose coors light instead
I can feel my moral fiber fraying.
I'm starting a point system. For every 2 beer runs i do for u slackers i get a free bottle of Barefoot.
I'm on a treadmill at the gym ordering pizza on my phone so it'll get to my house around the time I get home. I NEED HELP. Or I'm a genius. I haven't decided.
The old guy next door tried to get me to go to his apartment for shots formoonshine. =-0
If that weren't so sketchy I would encourage it
Yeah it was almost as sketchy as a white panel van pulling up offering candy
She dropped the call after she told me she doesn't want to hear about how loud he can scream.
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