Were we dating when my roommates and I had the 'everyone gets laid' part?
Ya
I used to kick so much ass
Pretty people don't get stds, I knew it
Dogs love guiness but it fucks up their kidneys
The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
It was her first time with a girl so I put on my tegan and Sara playlist to really get the full experience.
he said i was so drunk that i shared a urinal with him and we simultainiously peed
according to the random from alabama i slept with last night i kept saying "poor lil tink tink" over and over in my sleep
Two dudes got up on top of the pianos and danced shirtless. They didnt even get kicked out. I love vegas
Good call on the strip club last night. Everytime i smell some flowery candle or air freshener I get transported back to having my face firmly planted in Riah and Desire's tits.
You're welcome.
This theraflu would make for a great margarita.
I can make a sudafedarita
If I got paid for every bad decision I've made I would be one rich bitch by now
A homeless man just offered me vodka. The power it took to deny it deserves an award.
I'm going to go ahead and refrain from sexting you in an airport that is currently at a "level orange" security threat.
Yeah totally passed out in their trash can last night.
So, my first week in Saskatchewan ended with me drinking moonshine and getting eaten out in a tractor. I already love it here!
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