God I can't wait to have my phone textbombed every night
hey in girl talk does "want to come over tonight and have some beers with me?" mean i want wiener?
Im only pretending to be his friend so I can sleep with his girlfriend.
I'm so confused. I feel like I just intentionally took roofies to see where I'd end up.
We won 11 games of beer pong, and then I spent a half hour trying to get into the top bunk. Then i realized it was a cabinet in the bathroom
I actually have to watch Breaking Bad to make me feel better about my choices last night.
Get this. He's a red head and he works at country oven bakery. He will forever be known as the gingerbread man.
I just traded 5 cigarettes for a sandwich on they greyhound.You owe me 5 cigarettes. I told you I would get hungry.
Eric was just sitting there open-mouthed swallowing sake from that squirt bottle for so long the lady across from us leaned over to her kid and told him not to end up like "the big alcoholic one"
We grabbed as many adult diapers as we could and made a run for it.
And then I went through the chix filet drive through for breakfast in all my republican post sex glory
Is it day drinking when the suns up like when does that start
asking for a friend
He nailed that bed down really well so it won't break again. All I could think while he was nailing it was "challenge accepted".
FUCK ME I smuggled weed onto a plane by accident
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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