i take joy in having bigger boobs than others
Come on, video tape it. Take one for the team
pretty sure that drunk girl we saw climbing the stairs is now DJing this club....
we are still finding bottels filled with his pee. tom almost drank the one in the frig
I have a theory he's part Neanderthal
somehow he and i always have our deepest conversations after phone sex.
My roommate said I banged on the wall and said, "this dude eats pussy like a champ."
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
It felt like a sumo wrestler slapped me. With a wet hand. 8 times in a row.
Oh my god. I slept with my boyfriend last night. It was wonderful.
And when I say my boyfriend I mean my electric blanket. Because that's the kind of life I lead.
I gave him a bunch of ideas to use to spice up their sex life. Say what you will, I am the best 'other' woman ever!
You FaceTimed me at three in the morning while you were peeing. Your eyes were glazed over and you showed me your bellybutton.
Btw when I was saying "fuck you" I meant it like "be quiet beautiful princess"
I think I just read the whole internet. Front to back.
besides the unzipped fly, the black eye and the toilet paper on your shoe you looked really sexy today baby!
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