They use the phrase "final warning" so often the words have lost all meaning.
I fucked him in the bathroom at Cedar Point. if it hadn't been for me already combining my two favorite things in the world the whole bathroom thing would have been a little disgusting.
I think im gonna have to stop sexting on the metra. The middle aged businessman behind me just leaned over and whispered 'dirty girl' and highfived his seatmate.
Girl next to me in class just said to her friend "and I haven't even cried yet." Challenge accepted
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I just used celery as a chaser. That's the level of my refrigerator.
IT'S FRIDAY. So quit being a pussy, get out of bed, and come help me drink these 40s. That's not a request.
josh has a chalupa in his pocket if you're hungry.
He asked if I wanted to "hang out"
A verb which here means "do lines off my dick"
It's been so long since i rode in a trunk. I'm riding in a trunk btw
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Mom looked at me, frowned, and said "it makes me sad to see you drink before noon.." So i told her if she doesn't like it she needs to stop waking me up before noon.
if Anne Taylor knew what she did in her clothes, she'd be banned from the store.
oh come on, it's the perfect length summer dress to blow a stranger in the bathroom in
How bad would it be if I asked him for my "ho ho ho" thong back? They're my fav christmas pair!
We discussed how many times we've passed out during sex. The answers may shock you.
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someone found a bottle of whiskey in the bushes this morning when they were cleaning before an admissions event. i'm 95% sure it's mine..
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