This girls' body was nothing short of spectacular...her face, was like the '09 Detroit Lions
Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
I need a leather bustier to keep them in.
Too kinky for 11:30am. Stop that.
Do you think flip cup during wine tasting is a bad idea? They're perfect flipping cups...
When you started Hi-fiving people I knew u were fucking gone. You slapped some dude on the shoulder when he wouldn't hi-five you and he asked if he even knew you
First I must say that I am disappointed to learn that you knowingly have trashy friends with whom you've not hooked me up.
How the hell did he get a boner in that type of situation?
And then we made hashbrowns with vodka and queso.
Dude, I'm pretty sure I slept with my TA's girlfriend
Booty calls should never involve the cops.
so when he he finally wandered back into the room it was with a pound of cream cheese which he ate in 5 minutes flat and then passed out
Its really awkward pooping while on videochat. Even if you turn the video off.
Good morning 7am walk of shame. It's been awhile.
I've been trying to masturbate for the longest time now and so far I've accomplished getting tangled in my computer battery cord and phone charger and hitting my knee on my laptop.
Come on in and take your pants off
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