Ducking stuck downtown...all the fuxkig roads are blixkded
Jesus wouldn't steal pop tarts. So why did you?
he chased her out of the bar yelling "TAKE MY VIRGINITY" and i havent seen her since
Ok that kid was ether gay or 12 with a beard.
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Let's cut to the chase. What days are we sleeping together this week?
Looks like breakfast in bed is out the window. She can't get up because I "fucked her into paralysis." My stomach is not happy with my dick right now
Try not to get arrested for it, but otherwise i support you
He's CUTE. and foreign
My dad just sent me a text reminding me to bring the family beer pong championship belt. Thanksgiving 2012 just got real
i'm not saying you're gay. i'm just saying all my gay friends think you have a great ass.
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I shouldn't be drunk at 3 pm but alas, here we are...
And today, on Faces I'd Like to Sit On .... The starting line up of the German National Football team
Should I apologize to him for saying I wanted to punch him in the face as I was digging through the trash?
I wiped my ass with a McDonalds wrapper. I've hit an all time low. Sorry for my impatience
I often wonder if we’re introverted extroverts, but I don’t think so. I think we’re just easily tired scumbags
Standing straight up with intensity he came in his own mouth. I know this because he showed me the video from five different angles when asked if I would like him to demonstrate. And I did.
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