Di me a solid and hit me with your car.
how is it that boston is so bitchin and the rest of massachusetts sucks so much?
how is it that you still think "bitchin" is an acceptable term anymore?
no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
We fucked twice, I went to the bathroom to freshen up, and came back to him playing "Your Body is A Wonderland" on his guitar naked in my bed.
So how gross is it that Woopie Goldberg has a vagina? She's like the exact opposite of a boner....
call of duty 2 was the straight man's twilight
I just wanted to hook up with a white guy to prove that i could go back.
Not till Sunday. I'm going to sleep in my car. And I know. This place is insane. Blood on the stAirs 5 dollar slices of pizza. A girl on our floor had a stroke.
This guy needs to come out; I can feel him sucking my dick from across the room.
He should get nipple rings. No homo...I actually don't think there is a way to make it non gay.
Yeah you should have just let that thought go.
My entire summer has consisted of being too drunk for this shit, too sober for this shit, or too hungover for this shit.
I seriously just caught my Pina colada from falling of a table perfectly facing up. I will now reward myself by finishing this one and then getting my 8th
Is it bad that I coached my cousins 6 year old boy to steal a 30 rack of keystone out of an unattended cooler at our family reunion, or was I just giving him a social head start in high school? I err on the side of awesome.
Stay positive! You think people like sad vaginas? NO! You'll get some!
I definitely fucked a Trump supporter last night but I wouldn't let him fully admit it because then I would've had to leave and his cock and abs were too perfect
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