Fuck appropriateness.
She's not depressed. She's just sober. It's like the same thing.
worst night to have a conscience
She threw up a whole curly fry. A. WHOLE. CURLY. FRY.
I thought we agreed, no more super glueing action figures to my dick
I definitely hasselhoffed a taco bell burrito on my kitchen floor in front of my dad and little brother.
I just took a shower and found half a cookie melted under my boob. Please tell me there's a reason
pretty sure I just came the closest to throwing up in my pants that I'm ever gonna get. I'd like to thank the academy and the hangover thatt I hope actually kills me in the morning.
yesterday you declined a drink because you "didn't want to be responsible for it" ok kanye...
My parents don't seem to understand that all I want to do over break is smoke in bed and watch Workaholics.
You pissed off the back deck while listening to the national anthem from your phone screaming America Fuck Yea to my neighbors
He fucking took my shirt off and didn't even touch my boobs. What the actual fuck.
KY in my mouth and throat does not a party make.
As she came, she moaned Roll Tide. I kid you not.
You know what sucks about being drunk at 4 pm? Not a god damn thing.
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