so craigslist just dropped their "erotic services" ads. there goes our livelyhood
Some bum walked up and watched me getting head last night for like 5 mins before I noticed him
I have fb friend requests from two random swedish brothers... Must have something to do with that hostel I stumbled into on mardi gras
I listened to the last 10 minutes of that 20 minute voicemail, it's solid gold. At one point he literally suggests we buy tasers and go around shooting people.
He just did a 33 second keg stand with a fractured leg, busted chin and chipped teeth from running into a parked car after winning a race.
I'm just trying to think of how much money Little Debbie would make if pot was legalized.
you drew a penis with ranch dressing. tried to take a picture of it and dropped your phone in it. Then made moaning sounds while you licked it off.
Changed my mind. Wearing a dress. Casual, with a side of breasts.
can we change the rule from "no one is ugly after 2 am" to 1130 so i can justify last night
i just remember sitting on this bed, naked, STILL WITH A CONDOM ON, and suddenly these random girls were in the room shouting at me
You did a strip tease for the toilet.
I don't need inspirational quotes. If I'm going to be motivated, it will be by anger and spite.
sorry for any reference made toward your boobs or making you feel pregnant or incapable of peeing. make it a wonderful day.
how does that bad decision feel?
I put on a face mask and masturbated for an hour... my face now has a green tint
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