So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
I was actually high enough at that point that I was just casually following your glowing footsteps like in Avatar while we ran from the cops.
I'm not sure if you saw my recent facebook update, but I have already put the Radio Flyer wagon to good use. I had someone pull me to the nearest bar.
Either I put my underwear on inside out and wore it like that all day, or I had sex with him. Its sad I have to guess.
Ughhhh. Finnnneeeeee. I'll have sex with your brother. Sheesh. The things I do for you woman.
there's nothing weirder than waking up to your mom eating breakfast on the couch that you fucked her coworker on last night.
In the last 3 months, I've slept with an ex,someone single, someone in a relationship, someone married, and someone divorced. I should get some type of grown up girl scouts badge.
Two drag queens are fighting over me. And yet the night is still getting weirder
I had to sit there with his three fat aunts talking about a bunch of 50 Shades knockoff books.
I felt like a taxi, but my meter was running up minutes he would be eating me out that night.
Did I call him? He cried after taking my bra off. You tell me.
Had sex in a blanket fort. How was your weekend?
New guy moved in the apartment next door. He's a combat vet, 6'4", Adonis body and going to med school. My vagina is chewing thru the wall as we speak.
I woke up in the middle of the night on all fours turning circles in my bed! No more patron for me!
Autocorrect changes "sex" to "sec". I have been so long without it my phone thinks I made a mistake.
Everything is scary i hate being an adult i hate responsibility tell me a dick joke
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