i was watching some porn this morning and i realized i am blessed with a truly beautiful vagina
it can't be normal that my body odor smells like fries
I put the beer in my little red riding hood basket.
I woke up at 1pm, looked in the mirror and fist pumped...I might still be drunk
yeah. pants. i need to put pants on. i didn't do that last night. big mistake
I have to date her. We need a place to stay when we go tailgating.
Want to come over and rub aloe on my tits?
But I mean, have you ever just LOOKED at how majestic penises are? They are like ivory columns of pure wonder!
I spent the morning naked in her roommates closet because her parents decided to come over after church..
Summary of my night: made out with a complete stranger at a club dressed in the Geico gecko costume...
Then he kissed my hand sensually and said "you're a Black Queen. Don't let anyone tell you different."
He congratulated me by offering up free orgasms.. I told him I also had a birthday last month we needed to celebrate.. He was there in ten minutes.
We're making a scrapbook of dick pics, you want in or what?
CyberMonday=Bulk Condom Shopping For 2018
It's confirmed. I have two dates on Saturday, and they are both named Mike.
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