Sundresses, hats, and big glasses. That is the greatest trick the devil ever taught women.
yeah. and then it was like the room of requirement. the elevator just opened for our threesome.
So on facebook, the pictures from my church mission trip are right up next to the pictures of my first time on E. Sorry Jesus.
you took him to the bathroom with you to pee and told him he had to hold your hand..but he couldn't turn on the lights because you didnt want him to hear you peeing..and still got laid. i wish i had your life.
Whatever is fine with me, as long as I am dressed in green and end up shitfaced.
I ishhh haha are u coming nack easyer?
the fact that I know you're asking me if I'm coming home for easter makes me believe I speak fluent vodka.
I wish they had an "I'm Stoned" genre on online Netflix
I feel as though I could trust her, I mean she did tell me she was married before we had sex.
This is the guy who showed up to the first day of class with a 24 pack of coke and a handle of rum in his backpack. He doesnt play by normal people rules.
Wait so they unscrewed the bathroom door to find you naked?
Shot gunning beers for breakfast. You better be ready for today.
WRONG DAY TO COME TO CLASS STONED!! WRONG DAY TO COME TO CLASS STONED!! WE'RE WATCHING BIRTHING VIDEOS!!!!
Oh my fucking god I saw the pictures. What the mother fucking fuck. Destroy the pictures. Destroy the fucking pictures.
Please confirm the destruction of the pictures. NOW.
He said that he made a girl squirt to the ceiling and I got curious
Currently using my kid's computer to charge my vibrator. #thisis30ish
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