tonights recap: old cokehead freind proposed in the middle of a country bar to his trash girlfriend, saw ex-fuck who now has star shaved into his head and another with his gf, and ex-bfs best friends crackin jokes about who would fuck me first. NEVER COMING HOME AGAIN
There aren't nearly as many guys masturbating on chatroulette as i was led to believe...i feel cheated
get to allyx's house asap
Ok is everything ok
Yeah, theres just lesbians
omg yes on my way
I already ran out of vodka but I have more beer. I just ran naked into the high school party down the street as took all theirs. ...figured no one wants to tackle the naked guy..
The highlight of your blackout was when you drunk showered with the garden hose and emailed your boss your vacation requests for the next year.
I'm not about to serve this country to fuckin not have rum and cheezits for breakfast
Babies are disgusting. I held one once. Then I washed my hands and rinsed my mouth out with wine.
You told me my blanket felt like ground beef.
Maybe you need to change your pickup move. The "hey check these out" titty flash gets you the wrong kinda man.
He used the panoramic camera on his iPhone to take a picture of his dick. And it actually filled it. Pretty sure I just came.
It happened to me once. But i washed off in a duck pond and walked home naked.
Walking into class right now and I swear to god I smoked down the substitute teacher we have at a party I went to last week
Serious concern: will TSA confiscate my bondage rope?
They said you went back in for 30 minutes and were walking with your arms out like an eagle soaring
Dude no i feel my liver disintegrating
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