You blewit but ill be back in laekciew tonigthso calll mee
once the "do it" chant starts, any shot at an even remotely dignified party experience is dead.
I just smoked pot in front of my old Elementary School. It's like my Childhood and Adulthood are coming together in this awesome thing.
Im trying to find an appropriate gift to your mom for getting both you and your sister on birth control within a week, any suggestions?
Good call on the strip club last night. Everytime i smell some flowery candle or air freshener I get transported back to having my face firmly planted in Riah and Desire's tits.
You're welcome.
I'll be listening to "I will always love you" and sobbing uncontrollably all night, care to join?
The kid across the hall found me in the hallway using a hot pocket box as a pillow. I said its okay I live here.
I will not be held responsible for my vagina's poor judgment.
Officially drug you out of White Castle last night by the hood on your sweatshirt after you cussed out the attendant and stole the satisfaction guaranteed sign because they were closed!
And then we felt it necessary to continue drinking for another 4 hours, yikes
Nope. I've found you care about two things in life: your momma and spreading your seed.
I never thought it would be so hard to find a power hour partner at 2 on a Wednesday
Did I tell you about my dream that I got handed a $100 and my vagina dissolved it? I think it wants me to not be a whore anymore.
I danced my ass off after the funeral last night. Kept dropping it low and I can feel it in my legs today. Im like shit I needa go work out
What a way to honor the dead
She's like a squirrel. She spazzes out all the time.
oh what is to come when my single life starts with a threesome?
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