So he asked me last night if I would cheer him on while he masturbated...
As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
i just realized why god gave us younger siblings....to DD for us when we come home for the summers
day 8: i just gave goat a piece of pineapple soaked in rum. as an animal science major, im ashamed. as a normal person, it was awesome.
It's national boyfriend day supposedly, would it be appropriate if I posted a picture of my dildo?
Why isn't there a super hero that comes to the aide of really high kids when they kill their car battery?
I have bruises from doing the splits on the poles, if that doesn't scream bourbon street regret then I don't know what does
Oh I see how it is...you can snap chat the world your balls but I wear dinosaur feetie pajamas and I'm the "weird one"
I will consider it. I need to determine if ogling him is worth almost certain death via zipline.
Are you saying I'm your favorite hot mess?
I'm actually my favorite my hot mess, but you're a close second.
His name was toto. That should have been my red flag
Dude, they hit that lizard part of my brain that tells me to fuck people.
Preach sister.
im looking at the positives. number one it stopped me from hooking up with vince infront of his girl, number two it gave me something to do instead of throwing up and number three i fuckin rocked his world
Is she talking about a testicle cuff or just a cock ring? How did you meet this girl?
Is there a big difference?
It’s about the same as the difference between a night of drunken sex with a stripper at the Bellagio and being robbed and left for dead by a crystal meth tweaker
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