At what number of girls whose last names are stored in your phone book as drinking establishments does it become excessive?
She got all mad because she said it was "unprofessional" to tell my manager to go fist herself.
Have you ever wondered what your stripper song would be?
Vodka @ 9pm. Library. Nothing can go wrong, I promise.
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its sad im about to start saving up for how drunk i need to be for the holidays
I don't know how I'm going to know it's her, I only know what she looks like with a wig on
SHE COULD ALREADY BE HERE AND I WOULDN'T EVEN KNOW
Cutting up lines with the edge of my birth control packet. Just reminding you this is the person you've CHOSEN to be monogamous with.
He tried to stop traffic by waving his half eaten pizza at cars.... And we were stupid enough to cross .....??!!!
I'm not sure... But I think I just found a porno I starred in during my black out week of '08.
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IM GOING TO SIT ON YOUR FACE AND CHANT 'I BELIEVE THAT WE WILL WIN'
Thought about it. I'm gonna go to work, but I'm gonna tell them I wrestled a bear saying I fell just isn't working.
I told her to to let go of her rationtal thoughts and just enjoy the fact that i was going down on her till she passed out from sheer orgasmic pleasure.
The amount of dicks I have seen in the last hour is more than I have seen in my whole life.
Come over so I can fuck you louder than her country music
You can say goodbye to our security deposit.
Already? What he do?
Opened a bag of topsoil at the party and spread it all over the living room. TOPSOIL!
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