Nice 2 c u showing ur bro some affection
Can you put "designated driver" on a resume?
HER PREGGO ASS BROUGHT SPEGHETTI-O'S... IN HER PURSE.
Just saw 1 guy dressed as a cow and another dressed as a shrimp dancing on the side of the road. We're turning around I NEED to dance with them.
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Purse pizza: the pizza you buy before the club, and you eat on the train home. I thought you knew me by now!
I have 39 hot sauces from Chipotle
It's like earning obesity badges
No he's here. We were watching Harry Potter stoned as shit and he fell asleep with his head in my lap. I'll figure out what to do with him after Harry gives Dobby the sock.
struggle bus is officially taking me on a road trip to hell. If this is just the first destination, I'll jump out the fucking window.
Did she owns a vibrator that will set off seismic activity.
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I don't think it's food poisoning, I think it's cause you cooked it over burning styrofoam
"This must be what Jayden Smith feels like all the time"
He told me that he'd ride his snowmobile from Cincinnati to Toledo in this blizzard just so I could give him head.
I HAVENT HAD A NICE A NICE DICK SINCE FEBRUARY!! I WANNA KEEP THIS ONE!!!
Same encounter she body slammed me to the floor and than humped me
Yea he was still drunk. He wore a Toga to his job interview.
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