I need to go to a fraternity... my boobs are telling me to.
Her parties are sponsored by Valtrex. This might not be your best idea.
I made two strippers play rock paper scissors to see who would give me a lap dance last night
I'm trying to make a sex playlist
record yourself crying and put it on a loop.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I hope my tampon is in his bed. That'll teach him. Happy new years btw
Please explain why there is a video of you peeing in the Taco Bell bathroom on my phone? Also why did you wink at the end?
thanks for not telling him i named my trumpet after his dick
Im having a st. Get way fucked till i speak Irish pre game party. Bring a compass cause we are about to get lost
This taxi driver is not happy I am in drag
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
If i'm forever fucked up in this state of mind then I'm going to kill him for this
Dude respond to my evite. You're either coming to the orgy or not.
I just saw a kid on iowa campus story that looked like the guy i made out with on spring break.
STOP PUTTING PICTURES OF JONAH HILL IN MY KITCHEN CABINETS!
I've never been so excited to be bleeding from my vagina.
I just saw a guy walking down the street without a shirt on and holding a samari sword....
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