my boyfriend just named your boyfriend's penis.
I mean, it really isn't YOUR car until you have sex in it.
My fight-or-flight response is really more fight-or-fuck
Did you know they have alcohol AND weed delivery in Canada??? I'm not EVER coming home
All i remember is people cheering me on to drink faster than the dog, out of the dog's bowl. I just couldn't stop.
Bob the builder, bob the uilder bob the builder bbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbjbbbbbiotch!pp!!!!
Btw sorry for throwing that bag of ice at your face lastnight....
Apparently Bin Ladens last act of terrorism is cock blocking me....
It's ok for me to have his baby but I can't be his friend on fb. Wth is wrong with this
Announcement: Given the sad circumstances regarding the death of my dearest friend Chong the Bong, there will be a brief memorial service for him tomorrow evening at 10:30 at my place. After sharing some memories and sending his spirit off to the great bowl in the sky, we will all take place in the commemoration and maiden voyage of his son, Chong Squared, who eagerly waits to meet all of you. High blessings to you all, piece be with you.
I don't think you understand. I woke up under the car. At 3 am. In the club parking lot.
Drunk sperm are not productive sperm.
I think I'm just gonna exercise my lungs and fingers. With bong hits and crochet. BECAUSE I AM A REAPONSIBLE ADULT DAMMIT!!
I have acquired a mango...tonight is successful so far
Her name is susan
Come on baby if you haven't had a Charleston chew eatin out of your ass you just ain't livin right.
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