Ugh I have so many sins to confess tmw at church, you just made me think of many more I've made on that street alone
i had 75 notifications coming from ur status. here i was thinking i had friends.
he then started listing things that have been up his butt, never drinking in boys town again
I bruised my spine.. Jungle gyms were clearly not meant for sex.
Ya but I plan to getting arrested more towards the end of summer
I just picked up my chili cheese fries off the ground ate them, and then licked up the cheese that was still on the concrete. Thank you Jagerbombs
So then I proceeded to the kitchen to make my "specialty," which consisted of a frozen veggie burger topped with peanut butter. I guess he ate it too.
i gave up on the vacation being fun the night i ate all the marshamallows out of the lucky charms while everyone else was having sex in the condo
Dude you spoke to a girl about CRICKET. She MUST want sex
Well the term Party is used loosely in this situation. Since it will just be mom wine drunk and us eating chips with multiple dips.
day drinking caused me to be in bed at a decent time. can't complain.
And the sexual frustration is like I'm wearing a damn horcrux
How bad was it?
Stopped drinking Sunday, hungover on Tuesday bad.
I deserve this hangover.
Don't care if they even pay me; I lifeguard for the fringe benefits -- free tourist vagina in the Hilton jacuzzi every single night
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