We should be called the Road Head Warriors
If it was for sex do you really think i would asking for a mass vote? I'm like fidel castro when it comes to sex. No public approval needed.
I was to drunk to drive all the way up there, so we just had rough phone sex instead
Is it wierd that you're going to be my best man and you've fucked my wife?
Um he just came into the kitchen naked to get her purse or something?
Well, there goes the no drunk sex injuries resolution.
I have to think about this realistically and not with my vagina.
We found her on the trampoline. She told us she was jumping so she could puke & rally. I think I want to marry her.
it was like a congratulatory penis slap
ATTENTION ALL CONTESTANTS OF SLUTFEST 2012 ; not only will we be judging on how many penis you have sucked but also girth and length will be calculated. If you are found lying you will be disqualified. Remember your fellow participants will be rendering the same services to probably the same people. So choose wisely and let the games begin!
Drinking franzia alone at noon watching a cheese themed episode of "The Chew" I'm ready to admit I need a job.
Gina was bawling her eyes out and then she ran into the street and peed. she kept screaming "LOOK WHAT YOUVE DONE TO ME"
and then I partied with my new dealers deaf pit bull. All around a good night I'd say...
how don't worse things happen to you?
I left my Bacardi and dignity in your freezer. Will come get it later.
Remember those two guys in our frat that would no homo everything? I just got an invitation to their wedding.
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