Down for casual relationships, more fun than catholic missionary, bring condoms and don't get attached.
My roommate and I had a nyquil contest. The nyquil won.
I have to tell you about my conversation with the cloud dragon!
i just fell asleep masturbating. I'm no longer surprised i'm single. I can't even pleasure myself.
just smoked a blunt while listening to nsync. i now know what my childhood was missing.
I assume you will show your seat mates your vibrating cock ring.
WHATEVER CLASS IS PLAYING "TOOT IT AND BOOT IT" AT 8:30 IN THE MORNING, I WANT IN.
It's either my own vomit or popcorn butter in my ear right now. Banking on the second one.
We made popcorn last night. So it's both
Definitely want to eloquently cunt punt those bitches thru the field goals of life.
The fuck-me-pumps were hot, the XL hoody kinda ruined it.
HIS BALLS ARE HEAVEN SENT FROM THE VELVET ANGLES.
I plan to get very, very drunk when I get off work.
But doesn't your shift end at like noon?
I don't think you understand.
in the midst of studying i picked up my capsule full of untouched weed, popped it open, and whispered "soon" into it. midterms man
It wasn't until I lost my earring that I realized "I've been here before". Turns out we fucked a year ago. We've decided to make it a tradition.
I wore my old cheerleading uniform.. He came before I even touched his dick. Should I be irritated, or flattered?
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