He is fucking rediculously sexy. DO HIM NOW. NOW. NOW. NOW.
Richard, I just read on your Twitter account that you have enjoyed a, "Much needed post birthday smoothie..."...A bit revealing, no?
Considering he believes im part of the 2016 us curling team id say hes pretty drunk
in the morning i found her name, number and address on one of the empty pizza boxes. also said "ps. if you find my shoes please mail to me."
"Every minute you spend hanging out with David is a minute you could spend meeting someone new, who isn't a huge douche" - Buddha
Just saw you in traffic. You may have noticed me, I was the corpse driving the white car.
Carving a pumpkin in a gay bar at 2am. How did my life get to be this way.
Okay. This morning the comforter was wet, you were underwearless and using a tiny blanket. What'd you do??
these people use weed stems as birthday cake candles. I'm never coming home
The tamale guy is fucking with me, I wanna sleep in he wakes me up; early wake-n-bake and he's late and I'm hungry
Also Fuck you Stephen King and Fuck the horse you rode in on, making me cry In front of my coworkers.
He threatened my life and my car because I called you. Are you sure you never slept with him ?
So now your dad has seen my tits. You could have told me he was coming by to help paint.
I didn't think you'd be painting the kitchen topless.
I couldn't find a shirt I was willing to ruin.
I missed you last night. I'm sure he will never forget the night i sang my heart will go on into his penis like a microphone
Getting a smaller wine glass hasn’t changed the amount I drink—it just means I get more steps each day. Cheers to health!
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