in a basement doing blow off a prince dvd next to a chick in a saddam mask
i told him im from Canada, abortion is free
okay, prove you're not drunk to me. write 5 true sentences about me with correct grammar.
I am sober. Because I don't drunk. It is bad. People die. I like Domenico because o he bag women what up?
You have to understand, this is the first time I'm looking at a whopper sober.
They had a "who can aim further away from the toilet" contest. I'm now washing piss off my ceiling.
I'm the only kid serving jury duty. And I'm the only one who may walk out of here in handcuffs for a warrant. I'm enabling these people to doubt America's youth once again.
we are watching a video on ethics because somebody wrote "butt sex" on the attendance sign in sheet
I wanna give a stern lecture to whoever invented pants cause they are hard right now
I walked by the two of them and mouthed "fuck me" based on there reaction I think they just came in their pants
yeah well, its not like my astrogynecology class is teaching me what i need to know
im almost 90% sure there is no such thing as astrogynecology.
You asked to borrow my glasses for a moment. Then you whipped them at someone's head.
New holiday tradition. Eat all the Xanax in the am, then wake up later after festivities and eat all the leftovers
Don't do tequila. The Devil himself spits into shot glasses and we call it tequila. You will do bad things.
Just stalked the girl I hooked up with last night's boyfriend. He seems nice, I approve.
We got stoned and watched Disney movies all night. I think I'm in love.
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