someone owes me an orgasm
All he did was lie there and used his hands to keep pace. He was like the metronome of sex.
I'm pretty sure this isn't my phone, but I do like these nude pics
I can feel myself smiling like 10 minutes after I stop smiling, and that's just like... so awesome.
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so far I've only met her once and hung out one other time. Up to 5 BJs already. That's serious efficiency.
The maid moved your bed and found almost 40 used condoms and wrappers. She just looks at me and says "Dave?"
my goal for the rest of college is to escape STD free. fuck getting a job. this is more important.
You turn 21 at midnight!
This is better than being born!!
Saw my drug dealer at Easter mass with his family so that was weird
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WELL I DIDNT KNOW IT WAS POSSIBLE TO COME SO HARD YOU HAVE AN ASTHMA ATTACK BUT HERE I AM
yeah it's a weird friendship. we pretend that we're automatic besties but i know we both know i slept with her boyfriend
We got cut off at a bar at 4pm. We aren't human
Even in drag you're still better looking than your sister.
Just a heads up that Dad just brought home a new Porsche and the sales girl he bought it from.
Umm okay. What are they doing?
Theyβre in the hot tub
Can I get divorced when I grow up?
I was supposed to see Marcus tonight and he cancelled. Listen, I shaved my butt hole. Somebody is getting this WAP ππππ
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