remember when you told me, jokingly, to not get jizz on your shirt that i borrowed last night?
@ a funeral. fucking miss uuuu
I just told someone i was in "addition and subtraction 160".......and they believed me.
She was wearing a "Got Beer" hat and your bed had necco wafers all over it the next morning. Another story for the grandkids.
I think I would be able to remember how to smoke but I can't seem to remember how to breathe.
I just used a coupon while buying plan B. The pregnant sales clerk nodded in approval.
Does she know that uploading nude photos to photobucket and networking are two different things? You may want to ask.
I just feel as thought we should spend the day in which we celebrate relationships the same as how we started them. Drunken hook ups.
I have now slept with people from more countries than Ive actually visited. Can we make this a game somehow? Like foreign fuck buddy bingo?
We're watching a video in class about cheese. The scoring for it sounds like that of a Lifetime movie. My mind is creative. I've continued my own story in my head of a wheel of cheese that was raped and murdered. It's so sad. I hope they get the guy. Btw, the video is about marketing.
you're good to come back. The bouncer pulled me aside and told me. He also said you have nothing to worry about and that you have an awesome "upper punch" or some shit
Yeah yeah I know I have to bring your dog back.
He said something last night about making crepes, but after getting pissed on in bed, I question everything.
I just watched some kid bang his girlfriend and I was like whatever I'll just sit here and do all your fucking drugs that's fine
You're lucky I'm holding your vagina in my best interests
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