i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
the brownie started to kick in before i finished the essay... it became a race against my own increasing intoxication
He was pretty out of it. He heard crickets outside, and thought it was the laptop. So he put his ear to it, rubbed the keyboard, and said "tell me your secrets."
i just got drunk dialed and its 10am. clearly finals are over.
Im sweating champagne and woke up in nothing but a tuxedo jacket. What didnt go wrong last night?
Can I have my ID back now or are you using it to crossdress again?
I've only been home four days and my parents' cleaning lady already wrote down the number to AA and told me she's praying for me.
I just want you to sit on my face and to tell you you're pretty. Most girls would leap at this opportunity.
I think that the winner of this years fantasy football league should get naming rights to you child
I think I'm still fucked. I can see the electricty going through the street car lines
Its official the day you get back into town we are having a going away to jail party for me. My last wish before prison is to shit faced drunk with you, get into a fist fight, and then cuddle up and fall asleep. Just like old times <3
i just wrote an ode to an enchilada dorito. i'll need that pregnancy test now please.
do you think there's enough of the fabric you gave me to make a crop top for a cat?
If anything I look like a soccor mom going out for her annual ladies night. Trying hard, but not quite in her twenty's anymore.
Also lets pinky promise right now that we will NOT play "Pony" outside of each other's rooms if we have a hook up over
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