is it true guys wash their penises in the sink if they think they're getting laid at a bar?
it's more of a rinse.
can you take me to a tanning bed
sure, why though?
i have to go once so i can blame these herpes on the tanning bed and she won't get suspicious
You kept shouting "Relax and take notes" every time before you would hit the blunt
I think in growing up..I've been having a hard time masterbating to fictional characters
My mom just set up beer pong in the dining room for family game night. and you ask why I'm still living at home.
I just feel like Im gonna be remembered as that one RA guy that used to sell weed
I'm. Arresyed bur sierra ue obbe of mt vet friends. I hope we can tyajk ane gwt ob the same page. Ur aweaome ttyl.
Just woke up with an eye that wont open, a half eaten piece of pizza on my chest and a raging boner.
I keep thinking your bag of thongs is a bag of chips. So mad I can't eat them.
Hypothetically speaking, when I get a sugar glider would it be frowned upon to bring it Ito classes with me in m pocket?
I washed my sheets. I did out of respect for my previous and current sexual partners.
How did you tell her we met?
I told her that we met at the sex shop down the street, I thought it would be the most reasonable explanation.
Stoned. Scared. Bring pool noodle and onion rings.
I'm sure as hell not getting hoodwinked into going back to rehab again
i can believe you didnt get any, i was wing-girling the shit out of him
all you did was repeatedly scream GET IT IN
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