YOU CAN MICROWAVE POPTARTS!?!??!
No idea how i never noticed that penis before. I wonder if it works
Googled "can you put dry ice in your drink?" I'm safee
The world would have a new energy source if someone would just take a blacklight to the backseat of that slut's car
We're friends. And when I drunkenly send u a pic of my left testicle i would appreciate a response.
i am YELPING strip clubs. This is interesting.
that's why i use the vibrator in the tanning bed. multitasking. plus then my rooms doesnt know how pathetic of a life i lead.
I blew him and did charles barkley impressions at the same time. what a pro
I still have way too many Frat houses to get blackout drunk at before I'm get in any type of relationship
My unemployment came through so I'd like to thank the taxpayers of Utah in advance for my level of intoxication this weekend
How was my weekend? I just blew my nose and a gram of coke fell out. My weekend was fantastic.
wrestling a boy for fruit? sounds suspiciously like foreplay...
I'm totally going to bang the cable guy tonight. I'm so pumped
Eating pizza in the bath tub while watching a romantic comedy alone. I reached a new level of single.
It's like the perfect sandwich, once you find it you want to ensure your future access to it.
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