I was just curling my hair topless and I just burned my nipple. Ouch.
Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
This guy just came in and told me how he bought a clock for his cat so his cat can know when he's coming home...
Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
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Considering he believes im part of the 2016 us curling team id say hes pretty drunk
that's not even the weird part though. he already knew where the bathroom was, he might have been here before..
I just took my birth control on the way to class with a 1/2 melted jello shot I happened to find in my purse from Friday night. I told you I was going hard this year.
we can't get the sharpie off the toilet seat from where you pressed your forearm with THUG LIFE written on it while you puked until 3 last night
nothing like a cross blunt to celebrate the birth of our savior
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Owwwww. Yeah. I can barely move unless Im high on vicodin. We are bad at drinking/balancing. We will be the first to break hips and have to go into a home.
Word my sister pulled through for me and brought vodka shooters for the plane. its about to be a sloppy 4 hours
She's hot and all. It's just I don't want to become Eskimo brothers with my sister
I am high playing guitar hero naked. Please don't let me die this way
then I ended up getting a lapdance from my TA...I love college.
He drank an entire six pack, past out on the guest bed, woke up around 4AM, lifted & dropped my leg, then peed on the corner of the bed. When I told him where he was pissing he said "it's all the same babe."
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