Can't talk. I'm at the Tulsa Sheriff's office with a bunch of rednecks. I bet I'm the only one that voted for Obama.
I bet you're the only one who could read the ballott.
reasons why jon gosselin is probably ur biological father: 1. ur half asian 2. hes everyones biological father 3. u wear ed hardy
sounds legit
Every time a song comes on I get sad if glee has not a cover of it
I got to the apartment, I was handed a beer within 20 seconds, I'm glowing in the dark, there's fog everywhere, and now I'm wearing a sombrero because apparently it's silly hat night. I never want to leave.
Does he not understand that naked slip and slide needs supervision after dark?!
she hid the dish soap because she was afraid someone would confuse it with the margaritas and drink it instead. her reasoning was "theyre both soo pink...i cant tell them apart"
will barter weed for kareoke machine...
Last thing I remember was wondering why there was a mirror on the wall behind the urinal and then realizing I was pissing in the sink.
the lesbians just got naked and went into the ocean... this never happened when i was a camper.
I don't send those kind of pictures unless the recipient has already been up close and personal with it. I don't give previews, but I will provide recaps.
I feel like your dick pick is everywhere. Never have I needed to be so careful when posting pictures.
Hatred of squirrels is the least of my hereditary problems.
nothing out of the ordinary. you aplogized for having a spicy vagina and passed out
girl pulled up to the stop sign, got out, threw up all over my hood said happy thanksgiving then drove off
Does your drug dealer have a printer I can use??
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