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(870): View more from Arkansas

do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?

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well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic

(870): View more from Arkansas

what chic?

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(870): do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight? (1-870): well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic (870): what chic? http://tfl.nu/m2xn

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(626): View more from California

I bet he comes in French.

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(626): I bet he comes in French. http://tfl.nu/k7nd

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(310): View more from California

something must definitely be wrong with me if i'm chasing after a guy who cant even get it up

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(310): something must definitely be wrong with me if i'm chasing after a guy who cant even get it up http://tfl.nu/bg0v

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(775): View more from Nevada

Long labias. Talking about. Too drunk to explain. Tomorrow.

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(775): Long labias. Talking about. Too drunk to explain. Tomorrow. http://tfl.nu/8nek

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(202): View more from Washington, DC

You're gonna die alone anyway. Even if you do meet a man, they die earlier than women. Best case, you have to deal with grieving over his death and then die alone a couple years later. Worst case, you get a terminal illness and he divorces you, leaving you to die alone anyway.

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Thanks, mom.

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(202): You're gonna die alone anyway. Even if you do meet a man, they die earlier than women. Best case, you have to deal with grieving over his death and then die alone a couple years later. Worst case, you get a terminal illness and he divorces you, leaving you to die alone anyway. (1-202): Thanks, mom. http://tfl.nu/107n

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(269): View more from Michigan

quick, send me a pic of a fat chick eating ice cream in a bikini. no joke, no questions, just do it.

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(269): quick, send me a pic of a fat chick eating ice cream in a bikini. no joke, no questions, just do it. http://tfl.nu/uc5u

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(972): View more from Texas

Finished my senior thesis. How am I celebrating you ask? By drinking gas station white zif out of an empty candle holder by myself. I fucking deserve to graduate.

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(972): Finished my senior thesis. How am I celebrating you ask? By drinking gas station white zif out of an empty candle holder by myself. I fucking deserve to graduate. http://tfl.nu/fawd

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(814): View more from Pennsylvania

you went over to those random dudes and told them you were an ordained minister and would like to bless their food. they laughed and agreed, then you said "now bow your heads in prayer" as soon as they did you grabbed a taco off their tray and bolted out the door.

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(814): you went over to those random dudes and told them you were an ordained minister and would like to bless their food. they laughed and agreed, then you said "now bow your heads in prayer" as soon as they did you grabbed a taco off their tray and bolted out the door. http://tfl.nu/6ofj

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(715): View more from Wisconsin

I'm drinking Leinenkugel through a Red Vine. I'm not drunk. I'm just happy with my life so far.

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(715): I'm drinking Leinenkugel through a Red Vine. I'm not drunk. I'm just happy with my life so far. http://tfl.nu/o4x5

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(403): View more from Alberta, CA

i told myself when i was 16 i would never fuck an Alan. now i've fucked 3 and i'm punching my 16-year-old self in the face

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(403): i told myself when i was 16 i would never fuck an Alan. now i've fucked 3 and i'm punching my 16-year-old self in the face http://tfl.nu/onze

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(201): View more from New Jersey

It's like... Even my horoscope knows I had an awkward threesome last night.

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(201): It's like... Even my horoscope knows I had an awkward threesome last night. http://tfl.nu/1gt9

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(306): View more from Saskatchewan

the bad thing about being great at twerking is that I'm powerless to stop myself from doing it when I'm drunk and in public.

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(306): the bad thing about being great at twerking is that I'm powerless to stop myself from doing it when I'm drunk and in public. http://tfl.nu/n2ze

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(423): View more from Tennessee

I'm on my way back with the wine... And a puppy. It was free.

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(423): I'm on my way back with the wine... And a puppy. It was free. http://tfl.nu/3xxx

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(412): View more from Pennsylvania

its the first football sunday and my boyfriend isn't excited. this isn't gonna last unless he makes me snacks and brings me beer during the game.

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(412): its the first football sunday and my boyfriend isn't excited. this isn't gonna last unless he makes me snacks and brings me beer during the game. http://tfl.nu/gy0r

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(770): View more from Georgia

He follows more cats on Instagram then he does girls.. That's how you know your boyfriend is whipped.

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(770): He follows more cats on Instagram then he does girls.. That's how you know your boyfriend is whipped. http://tfl.nu/bmak

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