we fucked to don't stop believing. most epic sex EVER.
yeah well we're currently on the phone and she's telling me about how much she misses me and all this shit and i muted myself and i'm watching porn.
I love taking my adderall while im in class! As soon as I take the pill out everyone around me just stares in envy!
i just heard someone have an orgasm and then throw up through the vent in my room.
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Sorry really high. We have no lighter so we're lighting the bowl with rolled up paper towels lit by candle which also lit with a rolled up paper towel that we lit with the stove eye
he proceeded to grab my vagina through my leggings in the middle of the dance floor. strangely enough I was okay with it
An there's a little girl across the bar eating Mac n cheese... #1 she won't stop looking at me. Boo bitch I'm drinking alone. #2 I'm about to tackle her ass for that Mac n cheese.
And for some reason I was covered in ants... So your probably covered in ants as well
there's no excuse to just assume your pants won't be coming off for some reason or another. that's just irresponsible
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One good thing about being a mom now, I can tell which guys I'm dating were breastfed and which weren't... By the way they latch on to my breast during sex! Kinda kills the mood.
I consented to having my finger branded. How was your night?
I pulled out moves I did not even know I possessed, our fucking de-throned gods
I just want dates and sex but the option to have that with whoever whenever I want
He offered me a trade. He'll come sober to my parents 25th anniversary dinner if I let him tie me up for an hour.
Update. bondage is a lot harder than it looks.
Doing a small happy dance cause my cocaine successfully went through airport security