Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(502): View more from Kentucky

Its sad we have to plan out fun a month in advance. 30 sucks.

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(732): View more from New Jersey

I'm playing the Jersey Shore drinking game by myself at my mom's house. Things like this are not okay after college.

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(205): View more from Alabama

So thanks to the xanax and vodka memory erasering combo i wake up only to reopen a picture of some very familiar balls

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(530): View more from California

and she is using the paper towels as a pillow... but you know what? i've done that too.. so u can really tell we are sisters.

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(330): View more from Ohio

No it was the best sex I've had in months. Nothing turns me on more than getting rid of a boyfriend.

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(937): View more from Ohio

Getting stoned at work has never been a good idea, but im always more than willing to give it another chance

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(530): View more from California

My new hangover cure is going for a haircut, just so the stylists give me a scalp massage during the shampoo.

(916): View more from California

That certainly explains the nine times your hair has looked different just this last month alone.

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(859): View more from Kentucky

Would it be wrong to text my ex and say "congratulations on the new baby that you had with a stripper"?

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(573): View more from Missouri

Hey buddy, turns out those were the PB&shroomwiches, soooo you may want to reconsider dinner with your girlfriends family tonight...

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